sam.mccaffrey1

Sam McCaffrey, 40.

Providence, Rhode Island
Joined Jul 2012
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    sam.mccaffrey1 reviewed The Mega-Plex
    Over a year ago

    Another dying house of sin.

    (Note: This review is not about the clientele or the action I may or may not have had in this place but of the facility itself.) Upon entry to the facility I found the front area to be very self explanatory and standard for this type of facility. The clerk was relatively friendly with me and the check in process was simple. The first area in the place I quite enjoyed as a public sitting room with comfy couches and coffee and a great atmosphere. If this front room was consistent with the rest of the facility I would give this place a 4 star review. That being said after being at several bath houses in other cities there are certain things I expect which were not to be found here. 1. The door to my room doesn't auto lock upon closing. Fortunately I caught on to this fact early that if I wanted my room to be locked I had to turn the key to the locked position. In most Bathhouses usually the room auto locks when you shut the door. 2. Lighting. There is a difference between dark and insufficiently lit. There were spots in the facility where I pretty much couldn't see where I was going or what was around me. Some really soft lighting would help this place immensely. 3. Porn and Porn room. The Porn viewing room was lacking in a decent amount of seating and the porn playing was possibly older than I was. The glory hole booths next to the porn room felt like they were there as an afterthought and not very well thought out. 4. Lack of amenities (currently) The Steam room is currently not functioning, there are doors that state "Tubs" or "Showers" but they do not appear to be in use either. Very disappointing as these are what separate a bathhouse from a sex club in my opinion. Finally, I am sure that when this place was built there was a lot more going on with it that it had the money to keep amenities running etc, but like most bathhouses it's dying out slowly, it's a shame but there you go. Perhaps if they get an upsurge of guests inside their walls they can restore this place to a semblance of what it must have been in it's heyday. As is now it's just another sad bathhouse who has fallen on hard times. (Or they may not care, which is also possible)