[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzHgzG1NcU4]

We’ve all heard about Christmas in July, but today we’re serving July in Christmas—specifically the annual July Fourth Fire Island Pines Drag Queen Invasion from way back in 1999. It’s a sea of shoulderpads, bi-level haircuts and Teletubbies.

Not that we know what those words mean or anything.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Osutlgc3Vg]