Were faced with an epic day that comes once a year
So we must take the streets and celebrate with utmost cheer
For it is a day that celebrates two of our very best friends
Two that are fun and loyal to the very end
It will be the stuff of legends and badassery
As we drink, celebrate, revel, and be merry
It is the day we celebrate Olivia and Gabe
And have the best times ever made
Olivia is turning twenty-two
So the task falls on me and you
Too create a night oh so great
So go ahead and RSVP with...
Were faced with an epic day that comes once a year
So we must take the streets and celebrate with utmost cheer
For it is a day that celebrates two of our very best friends
Two that are fun and loyal to the very end
It will be the stuff of legends and badassery
As we drink, celebrate, revel, and be merry
It is the day we celebrate Olivia and Gabe
And have the best times ever made
Olivia is turning twenty-two
So the task falls on me and you
Too create a night oh so great
So go ahead and RSVP without haste
We also honor Gabes heritage with Cinco de Mayo
If you choose not to come you are just a stupid hoe
Let me tell you more about these two
Who make our lives fantastic with everything they do
Olivia is a LSU/Georgia fan that hates orange
And as a LAND major, loves sporange
If only we could get her Adam Levine
It would be oh so damn fine
Gabe is our favorite of all Canadian men
Who at long last has finally made it into Transits top ten
We all know of his love for Eurovision
And we adore his wit and sarcasm without any indecision
We begin this night at the Globe at 10
To start a night full of fun once again
So come and honor the ones you love the most
And bring your badass selves first and foremost
This special day for them only deserves the best
Prepare yourselves, for you better be up for this epic quest
Maybe the odds for this night be ever in your favor
As good times will be had by all, I aver
So thus we celebrate Olivias special day,
Combined with Gabes cultural ways.
For ones birthday is to be the best day of the year
Together well make sure thats the case, you hear?
We will have only the most awesome of times,
And as this concludes, I hope you have enjoyed these rhymes
Just remember, these are their words of wisdom for you,
And nothing else on earth holds true
If youre having bus problems they feel bad for you, son,
They have 99 problems but transit aint one.
And for the haters of the word "sporange": http://oxforddictionaries.com/words/are-there-any-words-that-rhyme-with-orange