sluttypumpkin

Rick Johansson, 40. Swedish-American bear in love with cubs and otters.

Cleveland, Ohio
Joined Aug 2013
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    sluttypumpkin reviewed Tear-Ez
    Over a year ago

    smell

    it don't smell good in here.


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    sluttypumpkin reviewed FLEX Spas Cleveland
    Over a year ago

    HerpCentral

    the quickest and easiest way to contract herpes in the city of cleveland. unfortunately, a friend of mine got a nasty bacterial infection in his reproductive tract after hooking up here. need i say more?


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    sluttypumpkin reviewed Happy Dog
    Over a year ago

    LOL it's a hot dog parlor not a gay club, people!

    this is NOT a gay bar. it's a hipster hot dog palace in the rundown area near Gordon Square. Gimme a break.


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    sluttypumpkin reviewed Aura
    Over a year ago

    what a joke

    this proves what a joke gay cities is. nobody thinks this bar is gay by mainstream gay standards. it's guys on the DL and black guys who want them. it's on a deserted side street in a dangerous area next to the bathhouse. nice.


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    sluttypumpkin reviewed The Hawk
    Over a year ago

    Drunks n Drama

    I've lived in Cleveland for about seven months now (moved from NYC) and I've been to the Hawk at least five times. It's not gotten any better. Here's the straight dope. It's gross. I can't say anything that's not already been said. It's old, it's dirty, it's a dive. The crowd is mostly old men and twinks with a few bears thrown in the mix. I was there earlier tonight and this will be the last time. The music- awful. The crowd now is heavily twinkish- i think the bears must be in early hibernation or else moved on to Cocktails. My last memory was a skinny drunk, loud black queen screaming at an Asian guy about something. Nothing to write home about. The Hawk is going downhill. Since the Grid and other bars have closed, so they say, the twink masses have migrated here. So the days of the Hawk being the "manly man's" hangout are over.