seathicktop

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Seattle, Washington
Joined Mar 2013
    seathicktop
    seathicktop reviewed The Club Dallas
    Over a year ago

    low bar, but still best bathhouse in dallas

    I was in town for a few days and visited Club Dallas and Midtowne Spa, having been unbable to figure out which was more popular and hot from reviews on this site and their respect websites. I took down two bois=--both cute and friggin hot.--at Club Dallas. The place was clean and well maintained. They atmosphere is a little too bright and open for cruising, but obviously that didn't matter. Then I want to midtowne spa the second night. It was busier than club dallas but the clientelle was 50+ almost exclusively. There as more diversity in color but none in body type. All goers were overweight or obese. It was bear heaven. I am not a bear. I do not like bears. The facilities were run down and depressing. The entire facility smelled of shit. I do not exaggerate. I could not find a place to escape the stench. This felt like some sort of nightmarish version of a gay bathhouse as Republicans image it (though the devil was not actually seen on my visit). I would not go there if you paid me. Shockingly the prices were almost identical to Club Dallas. What do these owners do with all this money?