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OMG they got old skool toys!

Now I can buy all the doll babies I wanted as a little boy- not!!!

Have you noticed that on the menu "hummus" is spelled "homos"?

Seriously, why???

Smells like queen spirit

I like the smell of sex. Flex smells like rotten garbage. If that is hot for you, head staight for Flex.

James is a peach!

If they can rid the bar of the drag convention every Saturday, maybe Cocktails can be C Town's best kept secret. Its got the room, the basement (when it reopens), and nice bartenders. The location is not the best- dont park too far away, but I never had a problem here either. The jukebox is good (when it actually plays), and there's plenty of room to enjoy the eye candy and stretch your legs between drinks. They just need more real leather men.

Memories...only memories

Sunday afternoons were fun as hell way back when. Old guys need a bar too, so I say let them have the Stallion and young guys who don't need viagra, let's stake out Cocktails or the Hawk for ourselves.

Not bad, not good

The Hawk is what you make it, and what day you visit. Some nights its a nonstop party with fun bartenders and friendly guys. Other nights sadly its bitchy bartenders, gross old farts, and skeeze balls. Not for the faint of heart, but if you like your men more on the bear than on the metrosexual side, give it a try or two. Best to go when Bob or Chris are bartending- the rest of the week it sucks.