jujube101

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Akron, Ohio
Joined Dec 2009

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6 Loved Places

Listings

  • Cocktails Cleveland Detroit Shoreway, Cleveland
  • The Hawk Edgewater, Cleveland
  • Aura Downtown, Cleveland
  • Lola Bistro E. 4th St. Entertainment District, Cleveland
  • jujube101
    jujube101 reviewed Aura Over a year ago
    Hates it

    It smells like bj's in here
    Get plowed then smashed. Ha! I saw a guy do golden shower play in a common area then saw him in bar. OK i watched a golden shower, i admit it. But then he gets served at bar. Did he clean himself? This place is noumber 1 on my barfometer.

  • jujube101
    jujube101 reviewed The Hawk Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Its like family- you love it and hate it
    Coming out in Cleveland requires a visit to the Hawk. Being gay in Cleveland doesn't require you to go there on a regular basis. Thankfully! The dive is the mother of all dumps! It reeks. The bathroom is never clean. Guys sit at the bar and fart- no joke. Busiest days are thursday and friday mostly because Bartender Chris is working. Besides the chubbs, the major drawback is the heavy metal music. Yes its a gay bar but the white trash guys who go here love their metal. Some of my black freinds wont go here anymore because they feel unwelcome. People keep drawing swastikas on bathroom walls and one bartender i remember was talking about his skinhead fantasies. I think their trying to attract trash on purpose as a sort of white fetish bar. Who knows. Often the glasses are dirty. LIke I said, Mostly fat men- not the hot bears from porno mags but the kind of bears who havent had sex in decades.

  • jujube101
    jujube101 reviewed Cocktails Cleveland Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Gag me with a beer bottle
    All the hype I heard about this place proves nothing. Its in a very bad area surrounded by prostitutes and men who shout antigay slurs as you walk by. This queenie bartender jumped around and pranced to dance music. This is supposed to be a man's bar. Not my idea of a fun night.

  • jujube101
    jujube101 reviewed Lola Bistro Over a year ago
    Loves it

    one of cleveland's great restaurants
    superb food and michael symon is a hottie