heightslawyer

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Joined Mar 2011

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2 Loved Places

Listings

  • The Hawk Edgewater, Cleveland
  • Lola Bistro E. 4th St. Entertainment District, Cleveland

Events

  • heightslawyer
    heightslawyer reviewed Lola Bistro Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Fugh!
    The menu features specialties like pig ear salad and pork belly. Yes its fine cuisine but aside from the hip factor i would rather have a burger and fries.

  • heightslawyer
    heightslawyer reviewed The Hawk Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Get real bitches
    No, the hawk is not a palace, neither is it a shithole. But it is a dive. Its not classy, its not pretty and neither are the men who go here. No its not cruisy but it would be nice to chill in a bar that isnt inhabited solely by men about to check into a nursing home. And its not a friendly bar no matter what the review below says. Its friendly if you go with friends or if you want to hit up a lonely old man for drinks. Otherwise unless you are a bear or cub most men will not pay attention to you. so whats fun about that? and cocktails is not a filthy bar with filthy customers. For someone who thinks the hawk is a great place, i dont get the mean attitude toward cocktails, which is a fun and respectable bar.