SelfLubing

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4 Loved Places

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  • The Locker Room Southeast, London
  • Sun City Montorgueil, Paris
  • Centuarian Sauna Auckland

Events

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    SelfLubing reviewed Sun City Over a year ago
    Loves it

    Pretty amazing
    After my only experiences of bath houses being some pretty sad ones in London - going to Sun City was certainly an eye opener! Guys here are not only hot - but they are not shy either! I felt the place was actually almost too big. I kept going around and around - but never found a place I really wanted to stop in for a while and hang out - although to pool was pretty cool, especially when about half a dozen HOT 18 to 22 year olds jumped in and were playing with each other right in front of me.

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    SelfLubing reviewed The Locker Room Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Needs a tidy up...
    Went here for one of the Wednesday night private parties back in February of 2011 - a naked night. It was my first naked event ever and I was nervous as hell. The place is small, and really does need a major remodel. It was crowded for the naked night, and there were a few really fit young guys there for a while - I even got to cop a good feel of one for a while in the sauna. The big problem was they only had two guys on duty, and the place really needed more cleaning that it got. I ended up slipping on a huge puddle in the orgy area and was lucky not to hurt myself.

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    SelfLubing reviewed Nob Hill Adult Theatre Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Hot for what it is - a full action strip club
    I have been here four or five times now. About once every 6 to 8 months. I have seen the place change hands, and been through a number of performers! Go in, pay your $20-30 (seems to vary), go into the theatre and sit down somewhere you feel comfortable. Watch the performer, and when you get a lapdance (fully naked) tip the guy (in his sock usually). If you think he's Ok - give him like $5. If you really like him, give him $20. I have found $20-40 tips will give you an extra long lapdance, with extras. Last time (December 2011) I got a stripper's hard cock thrust into my mouth, than when I was at the same guy's second show later, he finished me off (and then got me a towel from backstage!). Don't be afraid to get your gear out in the theatre - it's NOT an issue. Also, if you really like a dancer, you can follow him out of the show and for a big enough fee, get your own private show in a cubicle out the back. I have done that once - we both made a mess on each other. They provide towels. Downstairs is now free for theatre patrons. It's a very basic maze and a bunch of now free porn booths. Not really my scene - but a lot of guys there looking to get quick anonymous cock.

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    SelfLubing reviewed Centuarian Sauna Over a year ago
    Loves it

    Pretty good on a global level
    I went there for the first time back at the end of November 2011. I went on a Wednesday night at about 6pm and discovered that it was naked night on Wednesdays. Not a problem I thought. I told the young guy at the desk that I'd never been there before and he gave me a quick intro to the place. Gave me my tiny towel (hand towel size) and told me I could change it any time I needed to at the counter. I went in and changed - small but big-enough changing room, with lots of guys keeping an eye on who was coming in. My first task was getting a massage (professional - all business - and a good firm back massage) for 60 minutes at a dollar a minute. At the end of that I started to explore, and got quite a few approaches from some seriously masculine men. But I wanted to explore first. Guys seemed pretty shy about the naked night thing - most walked around holding the tiny towels in front of them. I did for a while too - until i realized it was getting so wet each time I went into the steam room or whatever, finally I got a final fresh towel and just put it in my locker and spent the rest of my night balls out naked which was nice. The place has a lot of different rooms for group action - there's a large cinema with three levels of seating (the top is a balcony from upstairs for the voyeurs) - there's a video space at the top of one staircase, and another room-within-a-room downstairs where high quality porn plays all the time. The sauna wasn't really all that hot, and not very popular either. Perhaps because it wasn't quite hot enough. The steam room was nice and hot, but again, not that popular. I think guys were being a bit shy - although it is one of the places I got off that night... The spa pool was small and tepid. Not hot enough really. I didn't spend a lot of time in the lounge, but it looked comfortable. The private rooms were kept clean - the counter guy made regular rounds with a bucket and cleaning stuff. Kinda odd that he kept on shining his torch on my hardon - but that's probably just wishful thinking on my part! I have been to saunas and sex on site places in five countries now - this one ranks pretty high.