NeMinMan

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Minneapolis, Minnesota
Joined Feb 2017

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2 Loved Places

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  • Bodyline Spa & Sauna Darlinghurst, Sydney
  • Sydney Sauna Darlinghurst, Sydney
  • NeMinMan
    NeMinMan reviewed Sydney Sauna 9 months ago
    Loves it

    Much better than Bodyline
    There were a few hot men at the lunch noon special. I got my nut. It worked out. But to say that Bodyline is an ugly step-sister of Sydney Sauna is being awafully nice to ugly step-sister a everywhere. There is absolutely no design in the place, save for the newer shower area upstairs. However the ceiling of this newer shower area has loose panels coming off the ceiling. The place is filthy. From the mineral buildup on the steps to the spa, to the lichen covered formerly white chair on the sun deck. I got there are 12 noon when they opened. The rooms or cubicles, had trash in them from last night. This place is obviously surviving by the fact that hornet men don't care about anything but getting off. Conversely, I was at Sydney Sauna a few days ago. Honestly, quality construction, and well used material. Well thought out floor plan. Beautiful spa, tile work and lighting. Seamless flooring that gets mopped. I'll go back to Sydney Sauna, but not Bodyline. I have 1 minor and 1 major complaint about Sydney Sauna. The steam room, although very clean and good design, is a little small. That's splitting hairs to find a complaint. Now the big one. SS is missing huge advertising opportunities, by not selling their T shirts. We were told that they are just for employees. I'd proudly wear one out to the bars back home letting people know my endorsement.

  • NeMinMan
    NeMinMan reviewed Bodyline Spa & Sauna 9 months ago
    Hates it

    Ugly step-sister of Sydney Sauna
    There were a few hot men at the lunch noon special. I got my nut. It worked out. But to say that Bodyline is an ugly step-sister of Sydney Sauna is being awafully nice to ugly step-sister a everywhere. There is absolutely no design in the place, save for the newer shower area upstairs. However the ceiling of this newer shower area has loose panels coming off the ceiling. The place is filthy. From the mineral buildup on the steps to the spa, to the lichen covered formerly white chair on the sun deck. I got there are 12 noon when they opened. The rooms or cubicles, had trash in them from last night. This place is obviously surviving by the fact that hornet men don't care about anything but getting off. Conversely, I was at Sydney Sauna a few days ago. Honestly, quality construction, and well used material. Well thought out floor plan. Beautiful spa, tile work and lighting. Seamless flooring that gets mopped. I'll go back to Sydney Sauna, but not Bodyline. I have 1 minor and 1 major complaint about Sydney Sauna. The steam room, although very clean and good design, is a little small. That's splitting hairs to find a complaint. Now the big one. SS is missing huge advertising opportunities, by not selling their T shirts. We were told that they are just for employees. I'd proudly wear one out to the bars back home letting people know my endorsement.