Monkey0fframp

Henry Chase, 52M.

Jacksonville,
Joined Apr 2012
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3 Loved Places

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  • Savoy North Orlando, Orlando
  • Flamingo Resort St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg
  • Ed Lugo Resort Wilton Manors, Fort Lauderdale
  • Monkey0fframp
    Monkey0fframp reviewed Flamingo Resort Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Loud and dirty
    When we pulled up to the lobby, we knew we were in for trouble. The lobby was filled with weird art, printers, junk, and brochures. While we weren't expecting a high end resort, we did expect a little class. We booked a weekend at the Flaming O for a friends birthday, and it happened to coincide with a Leather Event. Our door facing the pool was 10 feet away from the stage for the event, So it was loud, all day long, and night. This definitely was a discount hotel, no remote, no hangers, no iron, and the queen sheets on our king bed didn't fit. The pillows were like bags of Kleenex so we ended up going to Walmart down the street and bought our own. The carpets were filthy. The stairs to the jacuzzi tub were missing tiles. I think the main bar doubles as a restaurant, but there were several food options nearby. The bars on property were well staffed and stocked. The Code bar was especially fun. The owners should definitely watch a couple episodes of "Hotel Impossible" to see how to effectively turn this place into the "fun gay" hotel they are advertising.

  • Monkey0fframp
    Monkey0fframp reviewed Savoy Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Don't bother
    Great bartenders, shitty dancers, bring hamburgers to feed them.

  • Monkey0fframp
    Monkey0fframp reviewed Ed Lugo Resort Over a year ago
    Loves it

    Just returned from our first stay with Ed Lugo.
    Having a birthday that falls during spring break, SUCKS unless you're staying with Ed. My partner and I spent spring break at this wonderful little oasis just off the strip of Wilton Manors. Ed arranged everything we needed for a peaceful trip, from stocking our fridge with complimentary drinks and snacks to arranging a massuese in our secluded private courtyard. He had all the info on which bar or restaurant to go to, but more importantly, where NOT to go. We were not dissapointed with any aspect of our trip, we felt like locals.