LizardFool

46M. I'm from another world and I eat people. I'm not proud of the fact that I'm destined for annhilation at the hands of another of similar aspect. In the meanwhile, I'm here and DREADED! Be warned!

Joined Oct 2009
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5 Loved Places

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  • Charlie's Southeast, Las Vegas
  • Flex West Side, Las Vegas
  • Entourage Vegas Commercial Center, Las Vegas
  • Hawk's Gym Commercial Center, Las Vegas
  • LizardFool
    LizardFool reviewed Flex Over a year ago
    Loves it

    A SHADE OF A HOME FOR THE WICKED
    I like this place not. Alot of cheap trannies dine here, old enough to be someone's uncle. They're a frightful lot. Some good ones dance on stage, but you'd better be hot enough to get thier say in your favor. Either that or have enough money for 2 massages to get them in the right mood. It's dark and dreary in a way that makes me sleep on my haunches in the moonlight. Otherwise it can be okay if old cheap trannies are your thing. Park the car near the front of the place so it doesn't get robbed. Be careful getting out; you don't know what wierdos are out and about there. Watch out for the blonde who runs the place; she can be a Wild Pet of the most frightful type. Amen

  • LizardFool
    LizardFool reviewed Charlie's Over a year ago
    Loves it

    The Lizard Fool Says
    Watch this joint. It could catch fire anytime. I don't think they have a fire alarm in there and the smoke get in the eyes, especially mine, and blinds me. I feel clausterphobic in there, but it's a nice feeling when the femmes are around to give me the treats I need to live. The cow pokes, or those who think they are prove worthless to such a vastly underrated, yet experienced bloke who can pick the good from the bad just like that. Yet, it's packed on a Sunday and Ginger Grant, the hostess, is your friend if she's awake enough to do her job well enough that evening. You decide. She's the one with the tired face that announces everything. You could hit her in the face with a golf ball and she wouldn't blink an eyelash, just keep mumbling her prayer that this gets over quickly enough so I can get to bed and wake up the next day to have sex with whomever I want, not who I must to pay the rent. Well, drinks are nearly for free with 2 buck long island iced teas and beer pitchers that are about 3 to 3.50 a piece. The Greek chick that does drag is the best around and can claim up to $500 a night for her live performances. Watch that one. Avoid Shay LaVie as she has tumors on her left leg and can't dance well despite what anyone says to the contrary. Also, watch for the most hated ballerina present, because she's the best, the most belligerent Shiny Spears. She can tell a lie, so be careful of that little witch with the narrow belly. Cowboy gear is a plus if you can afford such paraphenalia in addition to your everyday suits and ties. Farewell, I've said enough.

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    LizardFool reviewed Hawk's Gym Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Respect Due ALL, I REPEAT, ALL Gay Tourists
    Similar to the Entourage,I brought a friend of mine here who happened to be dressed like a lady. They flatly refused our friendship and wealth due to the fact he had woman's clothes on in a zone known for it. I reject them as friends of the gay community and will not gratify them with good conduct til all are respected in our group evenly and fully.

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    LizardFool reviewed Entourage Vegas Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Not Likely to Enter Here Alone
    I brought a friend of mine here who happened to be dressed like a lady. They flatly refused our friendship and wealth due to the fact he had woman's clothes on in a zone known for it. I reject them as friends of the gay community and will not gratify them with good conduct til all are respected in our group evenly and fully.