Lance70fl

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Joined Feb 2011

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2 Loved Places

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  • Antropology El Centro, Puerto Vallarta
  • Hotel Mercurio Playa los Muertos, Puerto Vallarta

Events

  • Lance70fl
    Lance70fl reviewed Hotel Mercurio Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Scary and Odd
    Definitely one of the worst places I've ever stayed. The rooms are incredibly small - the one I stayed in was maybe half the size of a normal hotel room. The decor of the room was 1920's small town Mexico. The oddest part about this hotel is that they have public bar right in the middle of the place and all the rooms surround it. Of course this makes for a very noisy situation and most nights the partying didn't end until 12 or 1 in the morning. I would have been fine with the late night noise if it wasn't for the daily breakfast that started at 8 AM and sounded like a high school cafeteria. I'm still baffled at how much noise could be created by one small Mexican woman and a handful of guests. This place really needs to reconsider the noise factor and either get rid of breakfast or just do a continental breakfast in the lobby.

  • Lance70fl
    Lance70fl reviewed Antropology Over a year ago
    Loves it

    One of the Better Stripper Clubs
    If you like stripper clubs, you'll enjoy Antropology. I've been there about eight times and every night they had about ten strippers available and very few patrons. Overall, they offer a good variety of good looking Mexican men. I didn't find them as aggressive as I've seen in other stripper clubs. If you politely tell them that you're not interested, they'll move on. They offer private dances that last about 10 to 20 minutes for $50 or 500 pesos. I did a private dance with one stripper. Most of the strippers are willing to go home with you. On the negative side, if you showed interest in one stripper it was very difficult to get rid of him to try out other guys. Also, the lighting makes it difficult to see some of the strippers until they are right in front of you.