Bob Bob, 49.
This place is tough to review. On the one hand it is a dive. Summer heat makes the place almost unbearable with the general lack of A/C. The shower and steam room area smell like they havne’t been cleaned since before Anderson Cooper was a silver fox. Oddly enogught the back bathroom has appeared to be clean each time I’ve visited this place. Pro’s - Usually at least a few hot and well hung guys. Wide mix of different ethnicities and ages. Hot military guys find their way in here from time to time making it interesting. Plenty of open play space make it unnecessary to rent a room. They have a public sling room and a room with a slurp ramp. Con’s - The place is filthy and in disrepair. Too much “bunk room” space - a maze area with glory holes would be a welcome replacement for some of the shabby old beds. Old trolls can be pushy and might need a gentle push to convince them “no men’s NO”. Prices seem high for the condition of the club and lack of amenities (no pool, no hot tub), and lack of A/C. But with no other bathhouse in San Antonio, and not even competition in Austin, their monopoly allows them to charge more than they should. No specialty rooms - no private video rooms, no private sling or fuck bench room. Staff can be crabby and play crappy music, killing the mood. Some comments online argue “this isn’t a bathhouse” but the first thing they tell you when you ‘join’ is the rules inclining no water sports, no scat, and no means no. I’ve honetstly had fun here since moving to San Antonio and it beats not having any place like this. But if you moved this club to almost any other major city it wouldn’t be able to compete.