BananaSplitz

GreenJello GrillCheese, 44M. Bath house lover.

San Diego, California
Joined Jan 2011
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5 Loved Places

Listings

  • Steamworks East Bay/Berkeley, Berkeley
  • Club Orlando Orlando
  • Midtowne Spa Downtown, Los Angeles
  • Melrose Spa Hollywood, Los Angeles
  • BananaSplitz
    BananaSplitz reviewed Melrose Spa Over a year ago
    Hates it

    Meehhhh...Not horrible - Not great
    Clean and decently maintained - The staff was friendly. There wasn't really a good TV porn area and the facility as a whole was very small and cramped. Nothing overtly wrong with the place, but it just didn't seem to have a lot of sexual energy like I've experienced at Midtowne or Slammer. Could of hit it on an off night, but I visited Saturday at midnight which is typically busy for any given bathouse. I tell guys to try a bathouse (or anything else for that matter) at least once for themselves and not to simply take my word for it, but if you're an out of towner and deciding strictly based off the reviews you should skip this place and try one of the other bathouses in town.

  • BananaSplitz
    BananaSplitz reviewed Steamworks Over a year ago
    Loves it

    Best on the West Coast
    I have been to many bathouses and sex clubs in the mid-west and west coast; and this one is hands down at the top of my list. Quite simply it is extremely well laid out, in excellent condition and super clean, and there are lots of men looking to play and are not shy at all!!! It is obvious that the owners/managment have take great pride in Steamworks and have pay attention to all the small details. The front desk staff was friends, especially after I told them I had never been there before. Great amenities and they laid out free juice and pastries early in the morning. Something like 10 HD porn channels in the room, and cable in the lounge area. The maze in the back of the club is where most of the guys cruise and there is a lot of voyeur action in there. Overall outstanding!!!!

  • BananaSplitz
    BananaSplitz reviewed Midtowne Spa Over a year ago
    Loves it

    Decent bathouse
    Not as much action as Slammers, but the facility really nice and I like the secured parking garage. Quite a large range of size/ages/races, which is fine with me. the TV rooms aren't terribly conducive to fooling around so most guys cruise up and down the main hallways or stand outside their rooms. The basement is excellent, but it to was slow which was a bit disappointing. Over all well worth it if you have patients and go during peak hours.