With the Kentucky Derby this Saturday, we at GayCities thought it best to remind you that gay Louisville has more to offer than this annual race to see which twink rides his pony the fastest. So muddle some mint, fix yourself a julep and see where you finish in our quiz. Answers are on the next page, and do your best to resist the urge to google:
Are these Kentucky Derby contenders or vintage gay porn titles?
1. Awesome Act
2. Wild Water
3. The All-American Boy
4. Discreetly Mine
5. Pinball Wizard
6. Make Music For Me
7. Sidney’s Candy
8. Hell Knight
9. Backtalk
10. Hot to Trot
Click through for the riveting results…
2. Wild Water — We’ll watch this tide come in any day. — VINTAGE PORN
3. The All-American Boy — The Derby is as American as apple pie, however…– VINTAGE PORN
4. Discreetly Mine — Sordid affair or swift stallion? — CONTENDER
5. Pinball Wizard — There has to be a twist.– VINTAGE PORN
6. Make Music For Me — Well I can’t make any guarantees…– CONTENDER
7. Sidney’s Candy — Either way, someone’s bound to have a sweet finish.– CONTENDER
8. Hell Knight — Could have made for some fierce competition.– VINTAGE PORN
9. Backtalk — Yes, sir.– CONTENDER
10. Hot to Trot — With enough training he could be a contender, but until then…– VINTAGE PORN
For more Kentucky fun, check out our full guide to gay Louisville. ‘Til then, see you at the races!
