Burtka: You dance like a bottom!
NPH: I’ve been watching you. What’s a bottom even dance like, anyway?
Burtka: Have you seen Adam Shankman?
If they’re going to speculate about the preferences of famous gay men, that leaves the door open for us to ask: Who do you think is the top and the bottom in NPH and Burtka’s relationship?
We’re thinking that NPH is more of a bossy bottom with a thing for oral and Burtka is more of a submissive top with a fondness for assplay.
Not to get too explicit or anything.
Photo via Greg in Hollywood