SixInYou

Club Z fills a need, but I'm not so sure if it fits any of mine. I've been there maybe a half dozen times, scattered over as many years, and overall, I'd have to say that the place is consistently a bit disappointing. The whole time, I've only messed around with a couple guys there (and they were both young and h-o-t) but they were the exception. I thought adding a steam room would be a good move but it really doesn't make up for everything else. The top floor seems to be reserved for the heavy duty party guys, and I'm not talking about Tupperware boys. I'm sure there must be some occasional sex, but for the most part it's a rather unhealthy looking assortment that seem to know each other and appear to be collectively bored. Some are decked out in leather thongs, a surprising number are staring into the glow of laptops, and someone will occasionally climb into a sling, but nothing ever seems to happen. The third floor also has a nearly pitch black maze with a collection of benches to trip over. The only thing creepier than the maze is the lingering fetid odor wafting in the hall. Creepy in that the bathroom is kept mostly clean, and the nasty smell seems to live in the hallway. The second floor has a fairly big video room, with like five off-color flat screens mounted uncomfortably high for watching the porn. The seating is built in along the walls, recreating the awkward feel of a school gym prom dance. Nobody dances here either. The first floor is where the steam room is (and the best feature of the whole place). There's also showers & lockers, and down the hall is the TV/computer room where the homeless people tend to hang out and watch Fox Sports. Visitors to Seattle who pick Club Z for their one bathhouse experience will probably be disappointed that they didn't try one of the other two options, Steamworks or Tribe Seattle.