James4488

Decent for Midwest/Music=Cock Block

The Club truly is a clean, relaxed environment. I went for my first time 2 days ago. Read many reviews before so I'd know what to expect. $15 for a 3 month membership plus $12 for a locker rental. (not bad prices). There are many areas worth checking out within the Club. The rooms are cramped and the whole club could use some updating but that will come with time. The steam sauna is great. There are only 4 showers that I saw... with the traffic flow, they really need to double or triple the amount of shower areas. Adult film lounge is fun! Only complaints I have: Be ready for a lot of older men. I'm talking 55-70 years old. For every 25-40 year old guy, there are two 55-70 year olds. But they weren't aggressive. My NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT: THE MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The staff pumps music over the loud speakers. (I'm thinking great! Love tunes while I cruise.) the music was so BAD that I almost LEFT the premises. I was thinking it would be chill instrumental beats, something to get you in the zone-- No. They played Kelly Clarkson, "Defying Gravity" from Wicked (SHOWTUNES?!?!?!?!? Seriously?!) in fact, most of the music played was female vocalists and girly bubblegum bullshit!!! I don't want to hear a woman's voice while I am at the all MEN'S club trying to enjoy my manhood. You may think I'm over reacting, but YOU try to enjoy a hot steam bath with an Ariana Grande-style cover of a Coldplay song, or Aqua's "Barbie Girl". The music is NOT conducive to getting the male juices flowing. I truly hope the staff sees this and considers changing up the music to make the experience more enjoyable. There's a time and place to sing along with Broadway tunes, and it is not when I'm trying to feel my oats.