First Castro nudists, now erotic Santas. God will seek vengeance on us all if we permit this. Are they recruiting kids to be gay? How are the parents of kids in the Castro supposed to explain to them why some of these men are wearing leashes and why they are wearing such revealing attire. Some of this attire is more erotic than a nude guy, as any fashion designer knows.

What if a gay kid who does not even know the meaning of the word or understand he is gay is aroused by this. The parents might not know what to say in reaction to his reaction. It is always a bad thing for a parent to have trouble knowing how to explain the facts of life. Scott Weiner, please prescribe some new legislation to ban anything that make parents of kids in the Castro any discomfort, but only if worn by men, not women. Seeing a lot of cleavage is always good for the little ones, even if they are gay and disturbed by it. After all, they are not supposed to have sexual feelings until legal drinking age.

Be sure to use your normal description of the penis as “junk” in the wording so we all know it is a bad thing and support will increase for the law. Bulges should be prohibited, especially if caused by even slight arousal. This is urgent and must be done before it gets warmer. If they do this in the winter, what will they wear in the summer. I’m sure some of these guys do not live in the Castro. Why don’t they do this in their own neighborhood. I’ll be they would not dare!!!!