It’s Thanksgiving weekend, and this year (just like every other) we’re thankful for shirtless guys on the dance floor almost as much as we’re thankful for a pro-gay president. So whether you’re spending time with your grandma or your gays (or both), the GayCities events guide boasts a cornucopia of festivities to choose from. Here’s a sampling of the fun to be had:

White Party in Miami: If you’re up for it, this circuit celebration goes on for an entire week. But be careful, you don’t wanna end up as dehydrated as Aunt Cindy’s turkey.

Thanksgiving Eve w/ Granny in San Francisco: Juanita More & Joshua J serve up an extra special Thanksgiving edition of their weekly Booty Call bash. Drunken Granny included!

 Pilgrims In Bikinis in Tampa Bay: Come dressed in a bikini (as they did at the first Thanksgiving), and be sure to stick around for the “Stuff A Turkey” contest.

 A Thanksgiving Tur-Kiki in Chicago: Lock the doors, lower the blinds and dance off that third piece of pumpkin pie Scissor Sisters style with a traditional Thanksgiving Tur-Kiki!

Stripper Circus in Los Angeles: What better way to relieve family-related stress than a good old fashion Stripper Circus?

Fever 6 in Puerto Vallarta: Pack some sunscreen if you’re heading south for the long weekend. Nothing ruins Thanksgiving faster than burnt buns.

Check out all the Turkey Day bashes on the GayCities Guide to Thanksgiving Weekend.