Gay vacationers in Cherry Grove and the Pines got a copy of Daniel Nardicio’s scorching hot Fire Island Summer 2012 Calendar this weekend. But Queerty has some exclusive outtakes from the photo shoot for you folks on the mainland, courtesy of Wilsonmodels. We’re not sure what’s worse—knowing that our bodies aren’t as beach-ready as these boys’ are, or seeing that they can wolf down pizza and still look so cut.

If you want to meet Daniel’s wayward lads in person, be sure to consult his website for full details on all the weekly underwear parties, slutty one-offs and special performances by Liza Minnelli, Sandra Bernhard, Margaret Cho, Alan Cumming and more!

Click through for more exclusive outtakes from Daniel Nardicio’s Fire Island 2012 Calendar

Photos: Wilsonmodels