Cedar Springs

When you’re on the prowl for stylish undies, a sizzling swimsuit or a leather thong, start at Outlines—the high-end men’s apparel store where Chase told Philip that his modeling pictures sucked. Or you can get your spanks at Skivvies, the largest men’s underwear store in the nation. After, find someone to show your new briefs to Cedar Springs, Dallas’ official gayborhood.

Rumor is that The A-List didn’t film in Cedar Springs because the bars refused to provide free alcohol and closed-off areas. But the show did get to film James’ military-themed party at Brick and Taylor dished out some dirt on the rooftop deck of the Grapevine, a kitschy bar frequented by friendly folks of assorted persuasions.

Cedar Springs is home to Dallas’ most famous country-western gay bar, The Round-Up, which offers nightly karaoke and free dance lessons several times a week. It’s also where you’ll find Station 4, with its always packed dance floor, sleek upstairs lounge and spirited drag shows.

Before you end your night, grab a slice at Zini’s late-night pizza shop. (Damn the carbs!) For something more substantial, hop one street over to Lemmon Avenue for inexpensive but superb Asian dining at WaiWai Kitchen, Taj Express or the hidden Thai gem, Toys Cafe.

If you feel ashamed of anything you did the night before, wake up early the next morning and repent at the LGBT-friendly Cathedral of Hope, where Ashley took James to give his alcoholic breakdowns over to Jesus.