YOU MUST HAVE ENTERED THE CITY IN A DIFFERENT QUANTUM REALITY:
I ARRIVED IN BUENOS AIRES JULY 4, 2009 AND SO FAR; THE HOTTEST CITY I´VE EVER VISITED. I AM RENTING A HIGH'END APARTMENT DIRT CHEAP. AND LOOKING TO PURCHASE A APARTMENT. I´VE ALREADY APPLIED FOR THE RETIREMENT PERMANENT RESIDENCY VISA: MY INVESTMENT RETURNS MORE THAN QUALIFY ME FOR THE VISA. THIS CITY ROCKS YOUR ROCKS.
.A BRAND NEW 2 BATHROOMS APARTMENT, HIGH-END APPLIANCES AND FINISHES, CAN SET YOU BACK 130,000 USD, AND IN CHOICE NEIBORHOODS. Maintenance WITH 24 HOURS SECURITY. A 300,000 USD APARTMENT PAYS 225 USD MONTHLY MAINTENANCE:
HERE, NO CONDO COMMANDOS, OR FOSSILS; THE ASSOCIATION EMPLOYEES, SUPPLEMENTING THEIR INCOME BY LIVING OFF CONDO ASSOCIATION FEES.
BUEOS AIRES MUST HAVE THE LARGEST NUMBER OF BOLICHES (DISCOS) BARS, ADULT BARS (REALLY INTERESTING CONCEPT), SAUNAS, CLOTHING SHOPS, RESTAURANT WITH FOOD TO DIE FOR, AND FOR LESS THAT THE COST OF DESERT AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
BUTTER SOFT AND CAN BE COUTURE TO TASTE. ORDERING A KILLER CUSTOMIZED LEATHER OUTFIT, TO INCLUDES A CUSTOM HARNESS IN DIFFERENT LEALER COLORS AND TEXTURE IT´S LIKE A DRUG. "STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME". AND IN CASE YOU´RE BORED WITH YOUR UNIMAGINATIVE LEATHER SLING, AND CAN´T GE OFF WITH YOUR PLAIN VANILLA LEATHER WHIP, THERE I HOPE.
GAY LEATHER STORES HERE ARE LIKE NEIMAN-MARCUS. THEY HAND MAKE ALL YOUR ORDER:
FROM THE SELECTION OF DIFFERENT LEATHER TEXTURES, COLOR. THE PANTS THE CUSTOM MAKE IN SUEDE ARE A BONNIER. AND THEY SHOW THRU. THEN CHINCHILLA LINED BIKE´S SUEDE JACKET IN FIRE ENGINE RED. AND ALL LEATHER GOODS CAN BE PERSONALLY MONOGRAMMED AND STUDS (LE MUST).
LEATHER SLINGS CA BE ORDERED REVERSIBLE, LEATHER IN ONE SIDE AND FUR ON THE UNDERSIDE; FUN FUR OF COURSE.
FRANKLY, I AM DISCRETE WHEN I SEE A GOOD LOOKING MAN. I DON´T WANT TO BE OVERT, BUT I CAN´T HELP MYSELF WHEN I WALKING DOWN A STREET AND OUT OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING COMES THE MEN OF MY DREAMS, ONLY TO BE REPLACED TWO BLOCKS LATTER, AND SO ON.
THESE MEN MUST BE GENERICALLY ENGENEERED, THEY ARE LIKE A COMBINATION OF THE HIGHT AND BUILT OF MISTICAL VIKINGS, AND THE BODY OF GREEK GODS. A LAP DANCE HERE CAN EASLY TRIGGER ARDIAC ARREST. THESE GUYS HAVE BODIES TO DIE FIR, AND 9+ TOOLS, IN FULL MAS WHILE LAP DANCING THEY TAKE EVERYTHING OFF, AND WITH A HARD ON.
PLEASE BRING SOME HEART MEDICATIONS TO THE SHOWS. THIS IS THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS.
IT RIVALS PARIS IN ARCHITECTURAL BEAUTY, AND SOME BARS HERE ARE SO DECADENT THAT MAKE RAUNCHY BERLIN S&M BARS SEEM LIKE MISS MANNER SCHOOL.
